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- if walking is good for you, wouldn’t the mail man be immortal

- a whale swims ALL day, eats nothing but fish and drinks only water, but its still fat.

- a rabbit runs and hops and only lives for 15 years.

- a tortoise doesn’t run or do almost anything and it lives up to 450 years, yet everyone tells me to exercise? I think not. I’m a freakin tortoise

  • me:

    *stays home*

  • parents:

    why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life

  • me:

    *goes out*

  • parents:

    omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets

  • me:

    *eats*

  • parents:

    you are ruining your body with that garbage

  • me:

    *doesn't eat something*

  • parents:

    we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?

  • me:

    *exhales*

  • parents:

    don't give me that attitude

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